Posted on July 4, 2011
July 4, 2011
Šādi teksti vienmēr atgādina Dienvidparku:
“Cartman: [gets up] What the hell do you think you’re doing declaring leprechauns aren’t real?!
Cartman: You just can’t declare that imaginary things aren’t real! Who are you to say what’s real?! Think about it: is blue real? Is love really real?
Lab Tech: Imaginary things are things made up by people, like Santa and Rudolph.
Tom: Yeah, and they detract from real things, like Jesus.
Tech 1: Maybe Jesus is imaginary too.
Tom: Ooooh, you’d better not say that! You’ll go to hell!
Tech 7: It’s possible that hell is also imaginary.
Tech 2: Uh so then, we’re about to nuke hell… that’s a good thing, right?
Personnel: [not all at once] Hell yeah, that’s a good thing, yeah.
Lab Tech: What if heaven is imaginary? We’d be nuking heaven.
Tech 3: Yeah, but it woldn’t be real.
Lab Tech 2: So it’d be all right.
Cartman: Look, maybe they’re all part of the same thing. Santa and Jesus and hell and- leprechauns. Maybe they’re all real in the same way, right?
Tom: Santa Claus and leprechauns are imaginary, but Jesus and hell are real!
Tech 3: Well then, what about Buddha?
Tom: Well of course he’s imaginary!
Lab Tech 3: Awww, see? Now you’re being intolerant, Tom.
Tech 7: Am I real?
General: All right, enough! Keep that kid out of the way and let’s get back to the nuking at hand!
Cartman: [two guards haul him away] No! Leprechauns are real, Goddamnit!”
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